Total Medals Earned: 86 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,125 Points
Medals Earned: 18/92 (95/700 points)
That was weird... Anyway, moving on. @???
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hatching a plan (again).
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
Generate GHz
Get another CPU
Inject a PC
Hack into someone's account
Have 20 Threads
Automate the basic stuff
Gain a Super Processing Unit
Increase something by decreasing something
Complete Injection 6
Expand the Core Factory
Have 1e100,000 points in William's Idle
Automate all injections
Gain 1 Billion Cookies without grandmas help (disable the auto injection to try again)
Overclock your CPU
Shatter a Time Fracture Crystal
Inject the first Super Computer
Unlock Core Factory Continuum
Find all stars in SI3 (you can retry after completion)
Watch bars fill 50 times
Activate every tree branch
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
Approve an article
Complete story mode
Get at least 15 in time trial mode
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Get the best ending!
Get the worst ending...
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!